Girl with Roses (detail)
Workshop of Francois Boucher
Oil on canvas
What to say during sex
- ooh ahh ahh
- walla walla bing bang
“Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re wearing red and gold you little shit.”
if you find terms for queer identities confusing, arbitrary or unimportant then you’ve probably never had to experience how terrifying it is to not understand your own identity, or the relief of finding a term that helps describe you
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
In case you’re in need of motivation, have some from the Doctor.
You can do it!
plot twist: the hales are all alive and the past six years have just been an elaborate joke played on derek after he started a prank war with laura that got out of hand
my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of
- (weird noises)
- what the hell
- i’m going to kill you
- fuck you